Rating: Just scrapes an R, I think.
Word count: 7,603
Notes: Prequel for McKay and Mrs Miller. Some clichés, I’m afraid – but shiny new ones, since we’re in a new universe :) Very kindly betaed by killalla.
Summary: What pressures might cause Rodney to become Rod? Exactly how different is the Mensa universe?
It's not that he wants exile.